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SHORT

In Short on February 24, 2012 at 12:10 pm

My dad goes, “I’ve always known that I will spontaneously combust,” and he explains to me what that means, that sometimes people just, for no reason, no warning, burst into flames.

LONG

In Long on February 24, 2012 at 12:05 pm

25 years before my sister’s death mum was two and her dad was working out the war years in London. 

GENRE

In Genre on February 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I will ask you one more time, boy. What will it be? Will it be heads? Or will it be tails?

SHORT

In Short on February 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm

There are these worms that live in icebergs. They just melt when you take them out of the ice.

LONG

In Long on February 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I work the midnight shift as an emergency dispatcher in the basement of the superior courthouse

GENRE

In Genre on February 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm

He’d been expecting it, laying there in the darkness.

SHORT

In Short on February 22, 2012 at 12:10 pm

It was the kind of song you hear the heroine singing when she’s in trouble on a mountaintop.

LONG

In Long on February 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm

He had piloted the plane over barbed missiles and sheared a wedge off the Kremlin star when landing. 

GENRE

In Genre on February 22, 2012 at 12:00 pm

When John Canvey came to me and said he needed a job doing I was expecting the usual kind of thing.

SHORT

In Short on February 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm

I eventually became a bruised canvas torn to shreds by its artist.

LONG

In Long on February 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Sebastian dances like a butterfly through his mother’s living room, dressed in one of her dresses. 

GENRE

In Genre on February 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

She screams a lot and she almost always gets her blouse and bra ripped off so you can see her breasts.

In Long on February 17, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Ba Nguyen is lying on a cot in only his pajama pants.

GENRE

In Genre on February 17, 2012 at 1:58 pm

It was a shortcut that I would regret for the rest of my life. 

SHORT

In Short on February 17, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Yes, this was better, but when you flee – don’t hurl yourself chest forward, legs lolloping as if they belonged to different behind.

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